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Jul 4
ratwhisker: zoobunny: iammattjordan: You guys. I made this today because I feel like we are missing out on such an incredible album. Three of the biggest lesbian powerhouses joining up together for an album that could make the entire Cyndi Lauper discography look like A Shot Of Love with Tila Tequila. I give to you: Tegan and Sara and Justin. With hit songs like “Walking With A Baby” and “One Less Lonely Alligator”. You could call the album “My Con 2.0” or “Saintbieber”. I think we have a chance at something amazing here. I’m pretty sure just the performance of one track on this album on The Ellen Show would make her puke on her desk and pass out, crashing into the LCD monitor that she usually cuts to during the show. They could do a Runaways cover on it. Okay I’m done here. (via iammattjordan) one less lonely alligator i hope you’re not hating on Tegan and Sara, dude-who-made-this, because they could kick your ass. they’re brown belts, or something.

ratwhisker:

zoobunny:

iammattjordan:

You guys.

I made this today because I feel like we are missing out on such an incredible album.

Three of the biggest lesbian powerhouses joining up together for an album that could make the entire Cyndi Lauper discography look like A Shot Of Love with Tila Tequila.

I give to you: Tegan and Sara and Justin.

With hit songs like “Walking With A Baby” and “One Less Lonely Alligator”.

You could call the album “My Con 2.0” or “Saintbieber”.

I think we have a chance at something amazing here. I’m pretty sure just the performance of one track on this album on The Ellen Show would make her puke on her desk and pass out, crashing into the LCD monitor that she usually cuts to during the show.

They could do a Runaways cover on it.

Okay I’m done here.

(via iammattjordan)

one less lonely alligator

i hope you’re not hating on Tegan and Sara, dude-who-made-this, because they could kick your ass. they’re brown belts, or something.
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